dirty pictures

cedar in a pink dress covered in mud

this is not a real blog

and i am mad at myself for having too many damn stories sitting on my computer that i never send out because i get all confused about are they done or are they not and will this place get mad at me if i send them something that contains many drawings of dildos and how do i format that anyway and should i send it here or here or here but what if i send it here and so instead here it sits until i figure out who would like an illustrated story about dildos.

there. now this is a real blog. i am complaining about my miserable existence.

truth is, i prefer celebrating my kids’ art. so.

here is a picture of oakley’s beaver. meaning, he drew it. it is stellar.

cedar is now singing: “who did poop on my tail?” inspired by the drawing.