body parts

when this v*ct*r*a’s s*cr*t catalogue showed up at our house, the boys experienced a number of things:

• first hilarity followed by butt-jokes
• then curiosity followed by confusion
• and finally a sort of exhilaration (especially on the part of oakley who grabbed the catalogue and tried to “claim it”).

i pulled it from his little grip and dumped it in the recycling bin while oak protested in a rather ridiculous way. mama, give me back my butts! i told him to go upstairs and brush his teeth. while he was gone, i retrieved the catalogue from the bin and started flipping through it. and then i got the scissors.

when oak came back downstairs i handed him the catalogue. mama, you love me! he yelled, clutching it to his chest.

yeah, yeah. i said, and told him we were going to cut it up. i clipped out a girl’s cleavage and handed it to him. see?

so, we got some paper and some glue and got to it.