Magazines are always filled with letters to the editor. In them, you will find some of the very best language. Seems a shame to waste all those Dears.
In this case, the answer (above) was written first and then the question (below).
As such, I cut the image to benefit the flow on the page, as below. This is a very full page and if I were to do it again, I think I’d choose to break the question and answer onto two separate pages. Alas, this is the joy of the no-edit process.
Also, note my continuing devotion to the color red.
PROMPT: Write a question to an entity or thing incapable of answering.
Then answer the question.
You decide which parts to use and which to leave out.